“Possible Titles for the Next Before Sunrise Sequel”
by Michael Wolman
Before Sunrise, Which is at 6:16 am Today in Rome on the Day This Movie Takes Place, But Not on the Day You’re Watching it on Bravo, Because It’s Summertime Now, and Why Are You Inside Watching Bravo at 11:00 on a Beautiful Saturday Morning??
Before Close of Business
Before Sunrise… Again: From Dusk Till Dawn
After Ethan Hawke’s Career Has Unceremoniously Fizzled Out
Before 10:14 pm